So I woke up at 8am this morning because that’s what I tend to do after drinking. I wake up really early, not hung over and wanting to do something. I kind of worked on a few poems but I need a break from that so someone I follow on Tumblr posted this question answer thingy and I thought why the hell not, I’ll fill it out!
(Having some silly fun)
1.Kissed a girl? And I liked it! (Terrible Katy Perry joke…)
2.Kissed a boy? Do I really have to answer this one?
3.Had sex in public? If answer yes to this one do I even have to answer number #1 and #2? Of course I’ve had sex in public.
4.What’s your religion? I’m a very spiritual person but I prefer not to label myself a religion. I take away a lot from christianity and I take a lot away from buddhism. Then I take parts from funky stuff, like cord cuttings and other energy healing concepts.
5.What does your URL mean? This is silly. No.
6.Reason you joined Tumblr?It took me about 5 tries before I actually joined tumblr. If anyone can fuck up signing up for tumblr…I can
7.Do you have any nicknames? I will not answer this and give away my name but I do have a few random red-head joke names that include, Strawberry Short Cake and cinnamon muff.
8.Do you like bubble bath? Yes, I very much enjoy bubble bath, especially for my bad back
9.Kissed in the rain? I believe so, but its been awhile
10.Dyed your hair? With Henna, all natural shit
11.Soup or salad? Umm I want both
12.Vegetable or meat? Both, I LOVE FOOD. OHH I could have made this one sound so dirty…
13.Go out drinking? You don’t need to go out drinking to drink. Shit, I drink in the shower when I’m in a hurry.
14.Smoke cigarettes? Nope, never have
15.Smoke weed? Never have
16.Do any hard drugs? Only a mans heat…haha (such a bad, weird joke) But really no hard drugs, but clearly I haven’t ever smoked anything, so it be weird if I skipped over weed and cigarettes for some nose candy.
17.Have you had sex today? Nope and thanks for reminding I need to masturbate
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Yes. I’ve learned though I don’t always enjoy this or I’ve also learned that I can tell how compatible a guy and I are depending on how comfortable it is to cuddle falling asleep.
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted? My poet friend, I’m touring with him at the moment. Really cool guy, very talented poet.
20.Has anyone said you have pretty eyes? Not to sound vain or anything but I get that a lot.
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game? I have actually, umm Left For Dead and Halo sound much more fun sometimes…but its been a long time since I’ve had “homework” because the work I do for class is writing and reading books which I do on the daily.
22.Tried to commit suicide? umm, not really. I Know that sounds silly to put “not really” I will say I’ve thought of it, beginning of high school. I collected pills even but no I would have never gone through with it, really I wouldn’t have and have never thought about it again. High school at the start was hard, school wise for me. I really struggled and felt really embarrassed about my being apart of special education.
23.The last time you felt broken? Hmm…It’s been awhile. I’m not sure. Maybe at the start of summer.
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? Ok this question is stupid, I’m not going to answer it.
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Nope…just me and my wine and my cats and my vibrators
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair? Long hair
27.First thing you notice to a guy? Beard or no beard and then smile
28.Do you sing in the shower? I run poems in the shower and its driving my roommates crazy because throughout the day they hear me running my poems in different locations of the house.
29.Do you dance in the car? Umm heckkkk yeah! AND SING!
30.Where were you yesterday?Coffee shop-One Class-AND MY FEATURE FOR POETRY!
31.Ever used a bow and arrow? Yes…my dads side of the family is very “man.” They have motorcycles, cars and like sports but not just like football sports but track and cycling and racing dirt bikes.
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Last month by my roommate. She’s a wonderful photographer. (And who says portrait taken)
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy? Umm no, Musicals rock my dancing socks!
34.Is Christmas stressful? No, but its cold as fuck! Then I go home to visit and stay in warm California and cry when I have to go back to the fucking harden your nipples cold.
35.Favorite type of fruit pie? Wow, I was just about to put…is banana pie a fruit pie? wow…wait its a cream pie? I don’t know…I like all pies. I don’t think theres a pie I don’t like.
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A veterinarian or to be a member of the USA Women’s Soccer Team
37.Do you believe in ghosts? I do a little bit. I’m not really sure how I feel about it
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? All the time
39.Take a vitamin daily? Yes, my roommate makes me, she says its good for me
40.Wear slippers? Nope
41.Wear a bath robe? After a shower when its cold as shit! And it feels good on my naked body
42.What do you wear to bed? Naked
43.Do you want to get married? That be cool someday
44.Can you curl your tongue? Oh yeah…
Relationship preference: (Oh boy, my favorite part of these things…)
45.How many relationships have you had? hmm Serious relationships? I would say only four. I’ve had a few more in between there and even some that I didn’t count that really effected me but those four meant the most.
46.How can I win your heart? I like food. haha Hmm I’m not sure. Talk to me, cuddle, hang out. I like to go out but I also very much enjoy staying home with a significant other and just watching a movie or read a book or talk about speech! or have sex….LOTS of HOT NASTY SWEATY SEX.
(Lets be real any man could easily win my heart with treating me to some good sex, amazing food and fantastic conversations) BAM I be yours!
47.What makes a great relationship? Trust, chemistry, some good lube and the right safe word
48.Shy OR open? What? ohh your asking what I prefer in someone I like. I don’t care. Both are lovely qualities but not crumpling shy. I’ve dated a guy like that before….oh dear it was bad
50.Religious OR non-religious? Either, I will support whatever my specific other supports as long as they support my faith and my beliefs. I will be there for them and what they believe as long as they are there for me.
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you? What? This is a terrible question
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge? WHAT? bahahahaha Are we really asking this question? bahahaha
53.Piercings OR no piercings? Like them nipples pierced….oh boy (I don’t actually, I hope you all know that is a joke)
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos? Don’t care. I’ve dated a few guys with them tats
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? A man who enjoys sex
^That’s really the question this thing wants end on? Ok…