Twice tonight two men have hit me up for a good old-time.
Men I have had hook ups with before.
And twice have I said, “No I can’t. I have a paper to work on.”
I haven’t had sex since May! MAY MAAAAAAAAYYY And I said no.
I’m either stupid, accidentally drunk and I’m not thinking, I’m masturbating too much or I have been eating too much cake or I’m just I don’t know…AHHH
I think someone should give me a medal. AND GOD! YEAH! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! YOU OWE ME!
Get yourself together because I want to have sex with you and you’re killing me! Killing me!
I had to post this up, it’s not every night at 3am not just one guy but two and a kind of third hit you up.