My Sex Bucket List (Clearly this list needs an update soon)

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I think it’s about time I put up my sex bucket list. I made this years ago when I was chilling if the best sex I’ve ever had guy. I mean makes sense right? Just bored sitting around and we were like, “Hey lets make a bucket list.” Clearly I continued on with this list after him and I lost it on my computer and guess what I found this evening looking through rough drafts of poems!

My sex bucket list:

  • Go skinny dipping
  • Have a threesome
  • Handcuffs
  • Striptease
  • Striptease video sent to guy
  • picture sent to guy (I ‘m not sure how proud I am of this one)
  • Skype sex (well you know)
  • Anal (Not a fan)
  • Anal in the shower
  • Tongue vibrator 
  • Sex in a park
  • In a park bathroom (not too proud of this)
  • Sex on the beach
  • Sex on a hiking trial
  • Sex from a vantage point
  • Sex on a pool table
  • Sex on a table
  • Sex on a kitchen counter 
  • Sex in a car
  • Sex on a boat
  • Sex in a pool
  • Sex in the shower
  • Sex against a wall
  • Sex standing up 
  • Sex in the back of a pick-up truck
  • Sex in a tree house
  • Sex in a fitting room
  • Sex on a football field
  • Sex on a washing machine
  • Sex in a elevator
  • Blow job in a elevator
  • Sex in a theater
  • Blow job in theater
  • Sex on a train
  • Sex in a library
  • Sex in a cornfield (thanks midwest)
  • Sex completing at a college tournament
  • Have sex in the snow
  • Have sex on a building’s roof
  • Have sex at a drive-thru
  • Sex in the rain
  • Sex with people in the room sleeping
  • Blow job in a theater
  • Blow job in a moving car
  • Send picture of me wearing only his jacket he left behind
  • Tantric Sex
  • Watch porn together
  • Sex tape
  • Strip poker
  • Strip twister 
  • Go over to his house only wearing boots and a trench coat
  • Blind fold him
  • Blind fold me
  • Find favorite vibrator (did, it costs a lot…damn but my two are just fine)
  • Bed restraint kit
  • Silent sex
  • A swing
  • Have sex five times in one night (need to get past four!)
  • Chocolate syrup(rather didn’t enjoy this, sticky)
  • Whipped cream (again, rather sticky, but hey shower time!)
  • Whips
  • Bondage tape
  • Ice in my mouth/his mouth 
  • Ice dildo 
  • Wear a gag 
  • Experience sensory deprivation
  • Take a pole dancing class
  • Role play (not too into it, surprise for a speechy, writer type)
  • Lap dance (sadly I’ve done this a few times drunk at parties, Ha funny stories)
  • Meeting five people as your having sex and shake hands during sex position #87 (this one wasn’t on the list till after the fact, thought it was worthy to be added after the mess of this funny situation)

Clearly I need to add some new stuff to this list!

These are things I’ve done a lot, so whats the point of having these on a bucket list. I guess this is more of a, “things that really turn me on list.”

  • Getting my hair pulled during sex
  • Biting
  • Biting my neck
  • Licking my breast
  • Doggy style
  • Reserve cowgirl
  • Slow sex
  • Being on top
  • Being really loud
  • 69, doesn’t always have to happen, but let be real that should not be on my bucket list, I was doing that before I have having intercourse
  • Morning sex is wonderful
  • Sex toys
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